FUNNY FULL FORMS OF BIG COMPANIES

Funny full forms of Big Companies
1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating andSleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10.. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11.. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12.. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13.. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14.. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15.. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17.. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18.. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19.. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20.. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana
21..PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments

HIDDEN FEELINGS

Hidden Feelings

There's a girl

Who is secretly

In love, her secret

Being she can't tell

AnyoneWhy? They'd all laugh

And be shocked. The

Boy well he'd never

Give her a second look

She's all confused and

All mixed up. Why does

She feel this way?

All she knows is when

She's with him, she's free.

Free to be who she is

And to be happy.

She just wants to be

With him, to be able to

Tell him how she feels

For him to feel the way

She doesBut she'll never be able

To express her love, she'll

Shelter it in her heart for

AlwaysI've loved him for so long...

MEANS OF ROSES

Means of Roses

Red roses for "LOVE"

Yellow roses for "FRIENDSHIP"

Pink roses for "SWEETNESS"

White roses for "PEACE"

Blue roses for "ENCOURAGE"

Purple roses for "THINK DIFFERENT"

Orange roses for "APPEASE SOMEONE"

Green roses for "GREENESS"

Black roses for "BLACK MAGIC"

DREAM GIRL

DREAM GIRL

Dream Girl

The girl of my dreams

She's the one that I love

She's the girl of my dreams

Angel girl from above

Her heart's always gentle

Her heart's always pure

Her spirit is strong

Her mind, always sure

We fly through the stars

In my dreams while I sleep

Exploring the universeVast, dark and deep

Will you fly through the stars

With me, dream girl tonight

Will you rest in my arms

Till the morning light

Men are Honest :: TOO Good !!

Men are Honest :: TOO Good !!
Honorable MEN
Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)
If a female is reading this article then just realize the valueof a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!
"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree abovea river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lordappeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and heneeded the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a goldenaxe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is thisyour axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is thisyour axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him allthree axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife alongthe riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he criedout, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is amisunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE ,You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' toher, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,'you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and amnot able to take careof all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .

"The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a goodand honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLEMEN!!!!!!"

MY LOVE

To you my love: the reasons i love him

To you my love: the reasons i love him

To you my love: the reasons i love him

1. you make me smile

2. you make me laugh

3. i like your style

4. i love our math

5. you + me, goes forever indeed

6. eternity is where we are, gazing at the endless stars

7. you call me sweetu, baby, and angel

8. you make me blush so much, i don't know what to say

9. you cheer me up, whenever i am down

10. you make me smile instead of frown

11. you try your best to satisfy my heart

12. you care for me and do your part

13. your not like the rest that don't give a dang

14. you got the looks and man can you sang!

15. you constantly remind me or how much you care

16. you're so amazing its hard not to stare

17.to me your eyes sparkle in the light

18. your body heat warms when I'm cold at night

19. even if me and you aren't in the same room, i can still hearyour heart beat

20. you tell me I'm prefect no matter what

21. and you don't take advantage of me

22. you're my shining star, that likes race cars

23. to me our love is like a racing track

24. the goal is to keep going forward, and never back

25. we are the perfect match, you and me

26. i even opened your precious heart with my single key

27. so what I'm trying to say, it that i love you forever andhope you staymy tigger, my baby, the man i trust,the one and only guy i love and lust.

MISSING YOU MY LOVE

Missing You My Love

You my sweet love,

I miss ever so much.

The softness of your lips,

And your warm loving touch.

Many uncontrollable circumstances,

Have kept us so far apart.

Yet every moment I carry you,

Deep within my heart.

Whenever we're together,

My spirit is such aglow.

You always color my world,

Like a beautiful rainbow.

You are the love of my life,

That you'll always be.

The special times we share,

Just mean everything to me.

Each time we kiss,

There is nothing so sublime.

Always deliciously fresh,

Like the very first time.

Holding you close in my arms,

Flames my passion and desire.

My soul ever so burns,

Like I am ravaged in fire.

Each day I find happiness,

So much joy and laughter.

Knowing that soon we'll be together,

And living happily ever after

THE BEAUTY OF LOVE

The Beauty Of Love
Love that is shared is a beautiful thing Life becomes richer with the joy it can bring.It uplifts the spirits to heights that are newWhen you love somebody as I love you.Your love for me is tender and kind,Bringing me peace in my heart and my mindYou are my lover and my best friend,For the rest of my life on you I'll depend.To return the love you have given to me,And sharing the magic of love's mysteryI give you my heart, I give you my soul,It's only with you that my life can be whole.

MY WORLD

My World!!!Feeling so lonely knowingyou're a world awayDon't know how I'll do it, butwill get through another dayWatching for the the mailSometimes it comes so very lateThe waiting and longing is such hellBut know its left to fateCan't wait to see your faceI think of you in that desolate placeI pray the Angels watch over youKeeping you safe and forever trueEach night I light a candle, canyou feel its warmth in your heartWhen this war is over, we can makea brand new startMy life without youWouldn't mean a thingFor into it, all the lightis what you bringStay safe my true loveSeek guidance from the Almighty aboveCome home to me when the world is at peaceOur love will be forever and never cease