Men are Honest :: TOO Good !!

Men are Honest :: TOO Good !!
Honorable MEN
Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)
If a female is reading this article then just realize the valueof a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!
"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree abovea river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lordappeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and heneeded the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a goldenaxe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is thisyour axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is thisyour axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him allthree axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife alongthe riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he criedout, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is amisunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE ,You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' toher, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,'you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and amnot able to take careof all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .

"The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a goodand honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLEMEN!!!!!!"